tymethiefslongerthoughts:

There will probably never come a day where I don’t reblog this.


ally0mazing:

Best insults of all time

(via beanmom)


giantmechanicalants:

theflyingdutchman:

why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life

Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.

(via the-girl-wonder12)


avadakedalek:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Omg

Five times of seeing this on my dash til I got it. Wow

(via to-heaven-and-beyond)


blu3chan:

moosezekiel:

thwhitewolff:

WAY TO GO ALLSTATE

THATS ALLSTATE’S STAND
ARE YOU IN GOOD HANDS?


This needs to be everywhere… Every country… Every city.

blu3chan:

moosezekiel:

thwhitewolff:

WAY TO GO ALLSTATE

THATS ALLSTATE’S STAND

ARE YOU IN GOOD HANDS?

This needs to be everywhere… Every country… Every city.

(via to-heaven-and-beyond)


thebrowneyedzombie:

i’m sorry but can we just take a moment to appreciate disney genderbending

like

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i mean

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just look

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at the perfection

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in all of this

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and let’s not forget the best one

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AND FROZEN

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i’m so satisfied

(via saluriel)



hellotailor:

novacorps:

Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.

Has markruffalo seen this yet?

hellotailor:

novacorps:

Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.

Has markruffalo seen this yet?

(via tymethiefslongerthoughts)


lady-tromboss:

this hit me like a load of fucking bricks.

(via forgot-thepie)


River: Hi TARDIS did The Doctor behave while I was gone?
TARDIS: GIRL LET ME TELL YOU